Well, I’m sure a lot of you thought I fell off the face of the Earth! I took a gander at my site stats for last year and my cable car only needed 8 trips! I think I could count the number of posts on both my hands, which is sad. So, I’m resolving to come back, with less bitching, and more rewards for my favorite people! How, you may ask? Well with yummy writing! You’ve been hearing me talking about being a writer, writing stories, getting characters right, being inspired by stuff to think up new plot ideas, but in the end, only a select few that know the password have gotten to actually see what I’ve done. Last year, even they didn’t get any. I’ve been a stingy little….
So, I want to give you all something to enjoy! For those of you not familiar with my work though, you get one warning: it’s not for everyone. If you’re not mature enough to say “penis” without giggling, for the love of God read my stuff! I mean, no! Don’t! Don’t read my stuff! But seriously, I tend to swim in the gutter at times (all the time), so if you are squeamish about sex you may not want to read my stuff on principal. The rest of you freaks my feel welcome to read it and tear it down.
So, without further ado I give to you the first part of 1NS. Read more of this post